this used to be our family blog entitled "British Royalty versus the Ramsey Clan" (since i'm descended from King Edward II and jon is a descendant from the Ramsay Clan) but since jon never participated, and my mom is the only one who reads this, it is now a format for writing her letters. I mean, for writing you letters, mom.
jon ramsey. direct descendant of the ramsay clan of scottland. you know, braveheart. william wallace. ramsay was one of the three clans hated by the english.
susan heath. direct descendant of king edward the second. you know, ole eddie the longshanks from the same movie, the one who sent orders for his english army to kill off those mangy scottish people.
put the two together, and you have a marriage made in heaven. jon and i spend most of our time planning wars against each other. i usually rape, pillage, and quarter him, while he takes his recourse by throwing rocks and sticks at me, being poor, cussing, and riding his horses all up on my front lawn with his shield and sword, screaming, "FREEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOMM!"
other than that we're pretty boring. introverted. and artsy.
we have three kids named phineas, napoleon, and marjory. cat, cat, dog.